Sunday, January 31, 2010

Strategery

Amarji asks how can Hindu Fascists can get hold over Hindi film industry. This is an important question. As it happens I have a plan

1. People pimp my blog like TOI pimps Sherlyn Chopra. increasing page views and ranking.
2. With increased visibility my blog-fu becomes more awesome.
3. I take down sec-lib establishment.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Pretend

You're not supposed to read The Art Of Computer Programming, you're supposed to put it prominently on your bookshelf and pretend you're cleverer than you actually are.

 

May be that makes me apostate but seriously dude Assembly Language !

RIP

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jihad Chic

This news article cum typical TOI promo bilge is kind of old but nevertheless instructive. On occasion of release of Kurbaan (second movie of Jihadi weep fest trilogy, first being New York and last My Name Is Khan ) Saif Ali Khan claims, “As a Muslim, of being proud of acting in the movie”. Now I am not familiar with him on personal basis, however I think it is safe to say that when one thinks of a devout Muslim, Mr. Saif Ali Khan is not first person to come to the mind. We know enough about him to assume he is the very example of moderate Muslim one hears about, and yet he is proud, “as a Muslim”, to work in this Jihadi apologia. This rather unfortunate situation should alert us to the irresistible pull that Islamic identity exerts on Muslims (moderate and devout likewise). However what riles me more is how our smart set has internalized the whole mythology of Jihadi as wronged anti hero and Jihad as revenge against white imperialists, and now reinforces this lie. Considering the most likely fate of the likes of Karan Johan in Caliphate, it is only with dismay one watches almost complete Dhimmification of Hindi film industry.

Noxious Education

One of the favorite past times of minders and do-gooders on the Internet is to bemoan absence of liberal art in IITs ostensibly because it is lack of liberal education which hinders IITians from developing a more well rounded personality. Instead IITians end up with a very narrow and inadequate perspective (i.e. mere engineers). These lamentations should not be taken seriously, for one those saying it doesn’t know much about engineering (this is true even if they are engineer), Engineering is more than advanced calculus and fluid dynamics, but more about engineering later. The main reason why these should not be taken seriously is irrespective of merits of liberal arts in theory (And I do believe it has merits), the way liberal art is taught in India is bunk. Liberal education in India is a cesspool of Communist/Socialist propaganda, always hostile to the idea of India. For example, Dr Ashley Tellis of IIT Hyderabad. Dr Ashley Tellis when not busy being apologist for Naxalists, is actively jockeying for Indian chapter of NAMBLA. Now I don’t know about free speech and all that, but I see no reason why my hard earned money should used to pay these creeps. Call me (NIUCMCM) North Indian Upper Caste Middle Class Male, but I don’t see what exactly is value creation by LGBT studies or Postcolonial Theory, and the fact that government extorts money from me for these nonsense kind of bothers me.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Slutty Aspirations

It is one thing for Gen X (or it is Gen Y, or may be it is Gen Me, never mind) types to claim that Savita Bhabhi is some kind of empowerment statement for Aaj Ki Nari; one pays as much attention to them as to a typical emotionally insecure, craving for peer approval, adolescent, with internet access. However when the same rubbish starts appearing in Wall Street Journal then one can not be faulted for being irked. Then allow me to put this stupidity at the rest.

 

Now as it happens I believe that banning Savita Bhabhi was a terrible idea, least of all by some faceless babu having no accountability to people. Also while if you ask me there are better issues to make a last stand on as far as freedom is concerned, well, to each his own.

 

What makes trash objectionable is whole thought process of the clique of coolness behind this which goes something like, “Hmm, OMG Savita Bhabhi is having sex because that’s what she wants and she doesn’t give a damn about the social customs, which, let’s face it, are just there to repress women anyway because how dare anyone tell women what to do with the body, DAMMIT I AM SO COOOOL!!!!”

 

This is problematic because

 

1. I don’t know how much actual Indian porn (i.e. desi sites of yore or before that Mastram, google it for yourself) these people had the opportunity of ever reading, but slutty housewife (i.e. Savita Bhabhi) is a stock character in it (along with maid, the shy bride etc). It pains me to state the obvious but these characters are intended to fulfill the fantasy of the male readers, of easy sexual gratification without social encumbrances, hence the promiscuous women (because normal males don’t actually fantasize about rape). So people searching for women emancipation in porn should have their heads examined.

 

2. However what I find most repelling about such thinking is that it actually degrades women. It implies that a woman can only be called truly emancipated if she reduces all of her complex persona to target for male lust. “Now, now”, the cool people will protest, “What we admire about Savita Bhabhi is her defiant attitude towards social mores (Because you know social mores are totally uncool)”.

 

Granted, there are social norms which are unjust; one is confounded as to what is exactly the problem of “modern” types with social norm in this case i.e. marital fidelity. Suppose if the situation were reversed and it was a husband cheating on his wife, will any one consider it cool for a moment. Of course not! They won’t consider it as cool because it is not cool, and this is why cheating husbands are not a role model in society. Why should it be different for wives then? Clearly such double standards are there only because in a Freudian way, the “hip” crowd can not imagine of women as anything more than automatons not concerned beyond sensual gratification, for them women are nothing more than vagina (hence the vagina monologues).

 

These people, who are nothing more than libertines, dread conceiving women (and men) as social creatures. So indoctrinated are they by the effluvium of sexual revolution that for them life is nothing more than endless orgy with no obligation for society. Infact society is just obstruction in way of the gratification they seek.

They can give impassioned speeches about freedom, but what they want is slavery to the senses, only they are denied this by presence of a discerning society with a core of morality.

 

As someone said Civilization goes not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Now I am truly depressed

I don't get it

But it is awesome

Monday, January 25, 2010

Sauce for goose ...

Why yes if  single occurrence of above average summer, hurricanes etc is a justification for anthropogenic global warming and ensuing hysteria, then it is but fair to grant that single occurrence of cold winter is its refutation. Also see, hoisted by own petard, dying by sword etc.

Special Comment: Problem with smart people

Ritwik has written a series (still continuing, I believe) of posts, which are most profound. I say profound because they are boring and I left them midway.

Now it is possible that Ritwik is writing these posts with a very narrow audience in mind, to be specific, people whose knowledge of economics goes well beyond eco 101, in other words people who are comfortable with jargon, in which his is right approach.

 

However in case if he is addressing this to a general audience, which I believe he is, I think he has failed. And the reason he failed is he broke two basic rules of blogging. One people don’t like long winded posts, and second people are turned off by jargon.

 

This is important to remember. Jargon has its uses; specifically it helps in condensing the prose; however that assumes that your intended audience is comfortable with the jargon to the extent that they don’t have to recollect what that jargon means every time they encounter it, or worse look up its meaning.

 

This is why use of jargon should be specific to target audience. Frequently the presenter deploys the heavy artillery of jargon to impress people; unfortunately it ends up confusing them. As a result the all the effort that went in preparing the message goes to waste, a result of picking up the wrong strategy for communicating.

 

PS. Now people may say that just because I didn’t get it doesn’t mean others won’t get it, because I am dumb or something, unfortunately this is wrong, I am <s>smart</s> above average and ignorant (Ravikiran said it so it must be true)

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Poor User Interfaces

Scott Adams discusses some of the terrible user interface that irks him no end in his latest post. Now properly speaking this topic falls under Neelji's area of expertise, but as it happens there are quite a few user interfaces, specifically of telephone custom service, which despair me of life every time I try to use them, in increasing order of annoyance they are.

1. Inconsistent interface: The principle behind user interface design is astonishingly simple, it should be easy for the user to use it. Now the use is made easier if the designer tries to follow the generally accepted practice as much as possible, that way user doesn't have to learn anything extra for using the interface. This is why right mouse click works almost identically in the similar contexts. Which is why there is no reason (except that customer care is staffed with sadistic sociopaths) to explain the fact that quite a few companies design the interface so that the number to input in order to directly talk to their customer care executives is different from the usual one (number 9). This is irksome because one has to listen to complete automated message and remember the particular option as exception.

2. Not retaining Input: Now it seems obvious that if user enters some input (for example during authentication) it should be remembered for further use later in the process. Which is why it is very annoying when one has to repeat the same inputs to the customer case executive.

3. Non intuitive interface: The worst infraction is the interface which simply doesn't make sense, for example one has to go to enter a series of option before the option for direct communication with the customer executive becomes available, which is extremely frustrating when one has to do exactly that.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Partition And The Indian Project.

To no one’s surprise, Arun Shourie has boldly gone where no Indian politician has ventured before, namely finding something to commend about Partition, a sentiment, which though will find many supporter among the riff raff of the nets, hardly finds any taker in the respectable society.

The justification is something like this, since idea of Ummah conflicts with the idea of India (a premise I agree with), it would have been impossible for an un-partitioned India to exist as a stable political entity much less emerge as a prosperous and influential nation, the partition prevented this from happening by containing Ummah to manageable level.

My own thoughts about Partition are far from settled. While I more or less agree with the idea of containing Ummah, I am not satisfied with the results. While Ummah in divided India is not as strong force as it would have been in united India, it is still a significant, and to be frank, a corrosive force. This dilemma has no easy answers.

One can of course concoct scheme for transferring Muslim population to Pakistan and Bangladesh (as was suggested by Dr. Amberdkar during partition) but as much as some people might like it, the scheme is less than impracticable.




This leaves us with only two options, one let Ummah fester within the host body and resign ourselves to inevitable results which is disintegration of India. Or if this is not acceptable then assimilate Ummah within India. Therein lays the problem. The reason it is more or less impossible to assimilate Ummah is the same behind the facts that Ummah manages to be a corrosive force even in post partition India, and Indian polity is getting increasingly fragmented along lingual, regional and caste lines, viz. abysmal failure of Hindus/Indians to define their identity. Sure there have been instances in democratic India where a non trivial percentage of the Hindus/Indian have voted as Hindus/Indians, but these instances always been sporadic and almost as emotional, whereas for Hindu/Indian identity to have a meaning, such a political project must anchored in philosophical thought and executed with intellectual vigor.

The process by which such an identity can be formed is too complicated either to be covered in a single post, or to be expounded by a single person (that is I).
However it is possible to describe what minimal conditions end result of such a project must satisfy. I will expand upon this in later posts (Hint: It has to do with the fact I have used “Hindu” along with “India”)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

I am not a Christian

Which is kind of sad, because in that case I could have prayed to my deity (the one with anger management issue) that Jyoti Basu be tormented in Antenora for eternity, a just reward for being a PRC stooge.

 

However considering the fact that I am a Hindu, here is my humble prayer. Hey Bhagwan, please see to it that Jyoti Basu reincarnates as a serf in communist paradise of North Korea.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Liberal Case For Ayudhya

Now I don’t know why Rohit thinks Ayudhya is a communal issue. It should be clear to a liberal (which Rohit professes to be) that ultimately Ayudhya is a property dispute. Hindus believe the land belonged to them, and they took it back, after clearing the encroachment.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

B Raman: Secular Apologist For Islam

I say, why B Raman had to spoil the whole thing! Well, if you must know, TOI came with a brainwave for peace in our lifetime, alliteratively titled “Aman Ki Asha”.  They hope to realize this by, wait for it, people to people contact, which have been tried for, let’s see, some gazillion times. It is difficult to see why this reenactment of cosmopolitan self preening will be different from previous ones unless the goal of this charade is to sell the copies.

It is then B Raman enters and in few paragraphs deftly demolishes the argument, or rather thought, behind the whole charade viz. it is just mutual misunderstanding which is the root cause behind the tension. He states, correctly, that Pakistan is one of the most mistrusted nations as far as terrorism is concerned.

This is the perfect point from which B Raman could have entered and explained the pathology of Pakistan, at this point however he is gripped by a fear that he will cross Laxman Rekha of secularism. As a result he does what all secularists do when they find themselves in this situation, start issuing apology for Islam, such as the problem with Pakistan is its distorted interpretation of Islam not found anywhere else in Ummah.

Really! This is quite surprising because I can think of quite a few countries (read all the countries) which have this “distorted interpretation” of Islam.
In the same manner, as far as cruelty and barbarity go, Pakistan is the norm rather than the exception in the universal Islamic brotherhood. Also, while Pakistan may headquarters of jihadi terrorism, its outlets are everywhere in Ummah through franchise, so even in that Pakistan is hardly the exception that Raman makes it out to be.

But most ridiculous is the presumption by kaffir such as B Raman that they can instruct LOP (Land of Pure) on the soundness of their doctrine. This is as absurd as me suggesting Tamizhans not to sneakily put DAMNED black peppers in the vadai.

There is a relatively straightforward simple explanation for this phenomenon. So imprisoned are secularists to the notion the all religions are equal (whether equally good or equally bad), they simply ignore any evidence to the contrary. This is one more indicator how secularism has morphed from an ideology to article of faith, a pernicious one at that.

PS. It is unlikely, but one might give it a benign twist. Secularists realize that Islam is the problem, but realize that admitting it publicly will make matters worse. Hence the noble lie of distorted Islam. Problem with this is their actions do not suggest that they realize the problem.

PPS. B Raman is right in a way. As far as India is concerned Pakistan is different from Ummah, but that is not a matter of doctrine but rather that of origin. Existence of a kaffir (even if dhimmi) India is a testimony of, first failure of Pakistan to obliterate shirk  from Indian subcontinent and second thriving while even as Pakistan self destructs thus invalidating the premise of superiority of  the deen.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Democracy as Ummah's lever

I have been meaning to write something about Telengana, and I will write when the mood strikes me, but putting the academic debate regarding small states vs. large states aside, this is a good argument against Telengana.  Call me Hindu Fascist if you like but I am leery of gifting any more leverage to Ummah than it already has.

Bloggers Anthem

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Fear and loathing in Switzerland

We will be talking about 3 idiots but first let's see what is my problem with Swiss minaret ban. Now all crypto Hindu fascists are more or less gloating over the ban and I think that's wrong. Before I state my problem though I think it should not be controversial to admit that this ban is motivated by an apprehension of Islam. This is not to accuse Swiss people of Islamophobia.


Islamophobia is a term frequently deployed by our Sec-Lib overlords to browbeat anyone critical of Islam, which is ridiculous as strictly speaking phobia is irrational fear of something, whereas there are at the least more than a few reasons for Swiss (or for that matter anyone, including Muslims) to be wary of Islam. The only purpose for terming any criticism of Islam as Islamophobia is to frame the criticism as a psychological affliction and therefore not worthy of reasoned response. This is a typical example of the how Sec-Lib establishment frames the narrative.


So apprehension of Islam is not my problem. My problem rather is this ban is just a reflexive response which doesn’t actually do anything to address the concern. Present situation in Europe has arisen because of their asinine immigration policy. Almost all European countries have a minority population which is ethnically distinct, socially depressed and culturally disconnected from the rest of population. These differences, hard to reconcile over in any case, turn to impossible hurdles in case of Europe due to two factors. One, specific to Europe nation states, is the gradual erosion of common culture first as a result of secularism and later socialism. In absence of any foundation, European nations are losing their relevance as political or social unit, only surviving owing to the fact that they are mostly mono ethnic, and Pax Americana. However this state of inertia is challenged by the second factor which is supremacist nature of Islam. 


These two factors combined are the origins behind tensions in Europe, and to address the European problem these factors must be addressed boldly. The ban on Minarets in no way addresses these factors. In fact, it makes the situation worse because it deludes Europeans into believing that they are confronting the problem as the situation becomes increasingly precarious.